“You need to go online.”

Longrider deplores the government’s threat to drag German fast bowlers (geriatrics) kicking and screaming into the Age of the App.

…my parents are getting along as they have always done and not a computer to be seen. If they want things, they use the old tried and tested methods and it works

Unfortunately they are costing the state too much money in demanding ‘the old…methods’. These methods involve paying people at least minimum wage to open letters, answer phones, and generally behave in an officey and administrativist manner.

All of which costs far, far more than setting up a website and an algorithm or two and saying as often as is necessary “You need to go online.”

I always say: follow the money.